What the What? - How not to handle a breakup

Here's what the what. I kind of wish that everyone would leave Miley Cyrus alone. I kind of feel for the girl. I mean, she's gone through a terrible breakup with her smoking hot fiancé. She's just doing what any other normal 21 year old girl would do. Shit just seems to be getting worse for her. In the wake of Mileygate, I figure we can all learn something from her: What not to do when going through a breakup.

 

DO NOT get a new haircut. Yes, you feel liberated and want to shed the negative but be careful because it could lead to this:

 

 

DO NOT re-haul your entire wardrobe. Shopping is obviously good for feeding the soul and can definitely aid in healing the boy problem blues but remember not to take the term "show him what he's missing" literally:

 

 

DO NOT party too hardy. It's ok to go out with the girls and throw back a few cocktails but don't make it a regular habit to where your Instagram feed looks like an advertisement for the Betty Ford Clinic:

 

 

DO NOT get swept up in the attention of other men. Yes it's great to be admired and adored by other dudes, but let's remember our standards ladies. Married men are off limits:

 

 

 

DO NOT load up on the ink. Remember unlike your relationship, tattoos actually last forever:

 

 

 

Breakups are tough. When you love someone with your whole heart you risk heartbreak. If you are going through a breakup, my advice is to tend to yourself and remember the positive things you have going in your life. There's always a silver lining. Just don't do the above, pretty please, unless you want to come in like a freaking wrecking ball. And nobody needs that war.