So here you have the new (not necessarily improved) "Dating diaries". These dudes are not specific to Tinder or any other dating site (although that's where I seem to find the vast majority of the people that I end up in these here situations with).
Here is a sneak peek of what I encountered in just a mere 10 minutes:
(*Moustache added and profile info blurred to protect this dear one's identity)
(Quick shout out to my girls who are morally supportive in these ridiculous days of dating)